Who the fuck are we?

kiss us like you mean it.

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Joey

Host/Video/Boring Stories

From a small town in Tennessee to a slightly bigger city in Tennessee, Joey has accomplished almost nothing in his lifetime. Unlike Steven, he has actually graduated college. He likes numbers, often saying he's a "numbers guy". His superpowers are telling needlessly long stories and getting Steven worked up in ways no one else can.

Steven

Host/Audio/Church Rants

Born in California, raised in TN, Steven has been a failed minister, dropped out of 4 colleges, been married three times, and got a medical discharge from the military for bipolar disorder, so you can pretty much say he's crushing life. His superpowers are needlessly ranting about things that aren't important, and backtracking on not-very-well-thought-out arguments.

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